TUMBLR = MTV + PUBLIC ACCESS
TUMBLR IS THE LOVE CHILD OF PUBLIC ACCESS, MTV AND AL GORE.
ANYONE CAN GET A SHOW NOW.
AND IT’S CREATING ALTERNATIVE CULTURE FASTER THAN THE INTERNET CAN KEEP UP WITH.
FACEBOOK AND GOOGLE HAVE TRIED TO DRAW NEAT CIRCLES AROUND THE WEB.
BUT TUMBLR IS OFF SCRIBBLING IN THE CORNER WITH CRAYONS AND SNIFFING GLUE.
TUMBLR IS WHERE TODAY’S POP ARTISTS HANG OUT.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THEM YET, BUT THEY ARE BREEDING AND GROWING IN NUMBERS.
THEY ARE CREATING INCESTUAL SPAWNS OF EACH OTHER.
THEY ARE PHOTOCOPYING THEIR BACKSIDES.
AND THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK.
THEY ARE INVENTING CULTURE AND CHANGING THE WORLD
BUT THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT.
YOU CANNOT DRAW AN ORDERLY CIRCLE AROUND THEM.
MARKETERS CANNOT EVEN DIP THEIR TOES INTO THESE WATERS.
TUMBLR’S GUARDIAN PIRANAS WILL CHEW YOUR MEDDLING ADVERTISING HANDS DOWN TO THE BONE.
RESPECT THEM. GIVE THEM SPACE. AND JUST ENJOY WHAT THEY SPAWN.